Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Since most of the world (and by world I mean America) is busy receiving gifts and foodstuffs from their significant others, and I'm sitting at home by myself eating birthday cake oreos, I thought I'd compile my 'Forever Alone Top 10 (INCREDIBLY tongue in cheek) Fictional Couples' Take a look at all this love and the beautiful relationships that you will never have everyone.
I can't think of anything more beautiful than the love between a middle school girl and a college aged boy.
J.K. Rowling recently revealed that her pairing of Ron and Hermione was a mistake - and I couldn't agree more. Clearly Won-Won and Lav-Lav were meant to be.
What's worth living for? True Love. What does true love look like? A beautiful but flat princess character and a male Mary Sue.
Gaston was a sincerely misunderstood character, and if Belle hadn't been blind to the oppression suffered by the proletariat class then she wouldn't have fallen for the bourgeois beast.
It's not Humbert's fault that he fell in love with a minor. Everyone should just leave him the heck alone to love who he loves.
John: "In case any one cares, I'm not actually gay."
Oh John, methinks the lady doth protest too much.
One of the most beautiful couples in all of literary history, the forbidden love between Bella and her stalker Edward gives hope to the rest of us lonely souls out there.
And finally, in the number one spot, the couple that taught us that if you really love someone you will verbally and physically abuse them in an intense and passionate way.
The link to my non-ironic post can be found here