Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Since most of the world (and by world I mean America) is busy receiving gifts and foodstuffs from their significant others, and I'm sitting at home by myself eating birthday cake oreos, I thought I'd compile my 'Forever Alone Top 10 (INCREDIBLY tongue in cheek) Fictional Couples' Take a look at all this love and the beautiful relationships that you will never have everyone.
I can't think of anything more beautiful than the love between a middle school girl and a college aged boy.
You can't really love other people until you love yourself right?
J.K. Rowling recently revealed that her pairing of Ron and Hermione was a mistake - and I couldn't agree more. Clearly Won-Won and Lav-Lav were meant to be.
Because who doesn't love a reverse Harem?
What's worth living for? True Love. What does true love look like? A beautiful but flat princess character and a male Mary Sue.
Gaston was a sincerely misunderstood character, and if Belle hadn't been blind to the oppression suffered by the proletariat class then she wouldn't have fallen for the bourgeois beast.
It's not Humbert's fault that he fell in love with a minor. Everyone should just leave him the heck alone to love who he loves.
John: "In case any one cares, I'm not actually gay."
Oh John, methinks the lady doth protest too much.
One of the most beautiful couples in all of literary history, the forbidden love between Bella and her stalker Edward gives hope to the rest of us lonely souls out there.
And finally, in the number one spot, the couple that taught us that if you really love someone you will verbally and physically abuse them in an intense and passionate way.
The link to my non-ironic post can be found here
Since you are making the list to be intentionally humorous, then you have certainly succeeded! Because this list did make me make me laugh. :) By the way, the pictures for your number 2, 9, and 10 picks are not showing up on the post properly; I just thought I'd let you know.
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I'm glad you enjoyed it. I plan on posting a real list today. Also thanks for letting me know about the pictures. They show up for me, but that doesn't mean anything. I'll fix them just in case!
DeleteI will say that it was not sure if you were serious until I saw Sherlock/Watson and Twilight on the list. And the pictures are working now. Usagi and Mamoru are from Sailor Moon right? I don't know basically anything about it, but the animation style looks the same. And Haruhi X Everyone is from Ouran High School Host Club right? I have clips of it in my general research of anime and it looks familiar.
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At first I was like, MARIAH MARTINEZ, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
ReplyDelete*cough, cough* Is it bad that I didn't catch on until Belle and Gaston?
Haha, I did use all caps at the beginning ;) . Those Christian colleges man, I'll tell you what :) There were just so many Valentines day lists and things everywhere that I couldn't resist.
DeleteThis was so much fun! Bella&Edward and Narcissus&Narcissus are especially well-placed. I have nominated you for the Blogger Recognition Award, follow the link if you have the time and interest for it: http://musicandmymind.blogspot.fi/2015/03/blogger-recognition-award.html
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